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id software heading to a galaxy far, far away for next game?
mrthejoshmon replied to Buckshot's topic in Everything Else
Yeah, nah. I ain't interested in no Star Wars, unless it removes the lame ass space wizard shit like Republic Commando did and focuses on the actual war part of it all (for those not interested in Star Wars because of it's stupid space Jesus shit like me then I highly recommend Republic Commando) then we could be on to something. Fuck it give me Quake Wars 2, now. -
You can get both in a bundle cheap on GOG which launches in DOSBox preconfigured for you with modern controls. People say its worth playing on a sourceport, I disagree as sourceports do not give you the authentic hot mess experience that the game actually is (again, completed both, they are fucking technical disasters). Playing it is the only way to get your answer. If anything, it'll help you recognise better games. Also if anyone says Witchaven is better than Hexen then I question if they've even played them both and not just watched YouTube videos. Hexen has the advantage of an actual combat system that works for starters.
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TNT NUMERO UNO TNT NUMERO UNO If TNT has million fans, then I'm one of them.If TNT has one fan, then I'm THAT ONE.If TNT has no fans, that means I'm dead.
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I have played Witchaven 1 and 2 to completion and it is easily one of the worst games I have endured, even from just a technical perspective. Everything about it is shagged, from the enemies damaging you before even animating or even throwing a punch to the fact that one map on Witchaven 2 literally folded inside of itself if played for too long (It was mainly room over rooms, forget which map in particular) or the fact that I had to skip the stats screen or the game would fuckin crash (in Witchaven 2, specifically)... It just isn't good. It's a shame actually, because Witchaven is a premise and style of game I wish more existed of, best we got is Arthurian Legends (pretty good, recommend). I was so disappointed by Witchaven that I'm currently making my own Witchaven inspired level just to fill the void.
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If their intention was to piss everyone off and they're that fucking strained for writers that AI vomit is their main man they should just hire me Seriously, I'll break out my old douchebag review persona so next time they will piss on everything except ethically.
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I wouldn't bother with it. I have played a fair bit of Destiny and Destiny 2 but the game just progressively got worse, not only that but over time the game's already aggressive hostile monetization methods got monumentally worse after Shadowkeep. Not worth a second look for me.
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Half a second looking at any of the other videos reveals this to be some kind of "Analogue Horror". Or trying to be at least.
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James McCaffrey had an amazing voice, his scenery chewing performance as Max Payne will forever live on as truly one of the greatest and most memorable voice overs I (and many others) will ever get the pleasure of experiencing. He will not be forgotten, rest in power king.
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No. Use saves. If using saves is cheating then memory cards were equal to hacking your console, do not enforce arbitrary restrictions upon yourself for... Whatever the reason (literally cannot think of a good one).
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When I stopped working on my old megawad due to negative/no reception, I actually ended up never releasing an entirely completed level for it as I moved on and decided to focus on making new and better things (because, tbh, it was unsalvageable). The only thing I have left of that map, as it was lost to me ages ago, is this old low quality video from when I was still operating off of shit hardware: Not exactly the best thing I have ever made (and I'm not just talking about the unwatchable video Jesus Christ) but it wasn't the worst. Kinda wish it was still around.
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Me and the boys used to get together to shit talk over E3, unfortunately all we have now is The Game Awards. R.I.P E3, you misbegotten mess, may Peter Molyneux's bullshit forever live in our hearts.
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What would be the worse game universe to be stuck in?
mrthejoshmon replied to Apex Veiko's topic in Everything Else
Incorrect, that's the one place where you never lose, forever You're Winner. - I would hate to be in Dragon Age, not only do you have confirmation that your Gods were real but have abandoned you but also when you found out you effectively made a real Satan. -
https://doomwiki.org/wiki/File:Doom64Zombieman1-D64ex.jpg Just thinkin bout the Doom 64 zombie and the gaping wounds in him.
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Pretty sure those boys are already dead, also I remember that the manual states that after a while possessed folks ("volunteers") that come back from the portal literally explode into bits. Something tells me the possession isn't gentle and the guy ain't left behind. Also the Doom 3 zombies, specifically the ZSec, appear to have their eyes (and presumably brain) rupture (on the shotgunners it shatters the visor, on the machinegun guys it floods the visors with blood), of they can be "saved" I doubt it is comfortable. Edit: Yeah they're fuckin dead.
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If someone's complaint is that a character is a minority then I'd say it's pretty fucking safe to completely discard that person's opinions and just not listen to them. It's like, really easy to do that, they have nothing of value to say so why acknowledge it?