I CANT GIVE YOU ANY THING [MBF21 + UMAPINFO // idgames]

Maribo · August 2, 2023

For people with freaky, violent eyes.

I CANT GIVE YOU ANY THING is a set of 29 MBF21 speedmaps, mostly by me, primarily themed around usage of monocolor textures, HOMs, "ugly/distracting/disorienting" textures like FIREBLU, visual disorientation, perception fuckery, etc. All of my maps were made within ~30 minutes to 2 hours each, with the guest maps being more variable (4-6 hours in some cases). Gameplay-wise, maps are mostly slaughter-y, with some of them on the side of macroslaughter and others being much more compact. Inspirations for my maps vary wildly, but mostly take from music and other art that I like outside of Doom.

These maps were made for and tested in DSDA-Doom (currently v0.26.2), with software rendering mode. You can play these maps in OpenGL rendering mode, but there are cases where intended HOMs will simply not render, so YMMV.

There are no difficulty settings, though you are welcome to IDDQD, IDCLIP, IDCLEVXX, and TNTEM as you wish.

Demo thread on Doomworld // DSDA page

Screenshots:

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Map List:

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Episodes defined by UMAPINFO.

E1: Violent Eyes
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MAP01: Her Empty, Violent Eyes
MAP02: I Can't Promise That

E2: Goth Girl
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MAP03: Goth Girl Hair
MAP04: Goth Girl Eyes
MAP05: Goth Girl Shoulders
MAP06: Goth Girl Breasts
MAP07: Goth Girl Hands
MAP08: Goth Girl Butt
MAP09: Goth Girl Thighs
MAP10: Goth Girl Soles
MAP11: Goth Girl // @dashiefrickintyan and Maribo

E3: Envelope
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MAP12: THE FIRE THIS TIME
MAP13: SHE&SHE&YOU&I

E4: Carved Heart
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MAP14: Below The Salt
MAP15: Big Hearts Come Later
MAP16: I'm Not Much One For Love
MAP17: Always Got Her Head in The Clouds
MAP18: Everyone Asked About You

E5: Valentine Card
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MAP31: Demons Sing Love Songs
MAP32: Prism // @Nefelibeta
MAP33: Peck // @El Inferno
MAP34: Eyes Like Crystal Daggers // @Phoenyx
MAP35: Goth Girl Nuts // @Spendoragon
MAP36: Goth Girl OTEX Beer // @Petyan
MAP37: As Her Love Fades // @Meowgi

MAP38: dramaqueen // by dashiefrickintyan
MAP39: Daddy Forgot to Finish Coding Eyeballs // dashiefrickintyan

MAP40: everything in its right place // @msx2plus
MAP41: Lost Inside Her Eyes

Music + Other Audio Credits:

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Titlescreen: "Ruby Princess" by @baja blast rd.
Intermission: "bitelet1" by rd
Cast Call: "Premonition" from Xenogears

Intertext screens:
"D_GITS" = Background music from Ghost in the Shell, sequenced by Fegg
"D_DREAMY" = "dreamystuffagain" by rd
"D_E2M4" = E2M4 from Heretic
"D_OCT17" = "oct17_re.mid" by @Ribbiks
"D_CHILL" = "Chill and Rigor" from Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors
"D_AGAIN" = "DDT Rides Again" by Metabolist
"D_ISAAC" = "Apostate" from The Binding of Isaac, sequenced by Ribbiks

"D_SHORE" = "Dream Shore 3 Epilogue" from Radical Dreamers

MAP01: "Up" by @msx2plus
MAP02: "The Mucus Flow" by B.P.R.D. // remixed by msx2plus
MAP03: "Abyss" by DJ Taka // sequenced by Ribbiks
MAP04: "Sylph" from Tales of Phantasia
MAP05: "subTerra.mid" by Ribbiks
MAP06: "At Sea" by rd
MAP07: "Amethyst Princess" by rd
MAP08: "L1_var.mid" from Corridor 7: Alien Invasion // edited by @knifeworld
MAP09: "duckmusic.mid" by Ribbiks
MAP10: "spicecave.mid" by Ribbiks
MAP11: "Forest of Cutting Shadows" from Chrono Cross // sequenced by Stacy Anne Christiansen
MAP12: "olfsnu.mid" by @yakfak
MAP13: "ait.mid" by Ribbiks
MAP14: "depths.mid" by Ribbiks
MAP15: "Ambient/Djent" by ninja.kitty // arranged by Ribbiks
MAP16: "Schala's Theme" from Chrono Trigger
MAP17: "Chrono Corridor" from Chrono Trigger // sequenced by Masashi Ito
MAP18: "SubTerra Remix" by Ribbiks

MAP31: "Bloody Tears" from Castlevania Legends // sequenced by Tom Kim
MAP32: "The Cold Calls My Name" by mirrorimage
MAP33: None, due to copyright concerns. Intended soundtrack is "The Amensal Rise" by Omnerod
MAP34: "Bonetide" by @Phoenyx
MAP35: "Scootin’ Through Clocktowers Beneath the Sea" from A Hat in Time
MAP36: "The Far Side of the Moon" by ZUN // sequenced by ryoya1295
MAP37: "Grove" by B.P.R.D.

MAP38: "Meditation" by ArchAngel
MAP39: "Orbital Ghost Ox" by Defilus

MAP40: "Everything in Its Right Place" a cover the Radiohead song by msx2plus
MAP41: "Journey from a Jar to the Sky" by mudeth from The Binding of Isaac: Antibirth

Plasma Firing Sound: taken from Sunlust
Player Sounds: taken from Diablo II // rebalanced by Phoenyx

Alternate sound WADs: msx2plus

Graphics Credits:

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Titlepic - Untitled (aka "Anything" / "I CANT GIVE YOU ANY THING") by Adam McEwen // edited by Maribo
Interpic - Art related to "Easy Lee / Dexter" by Ricardo Villalobos // edited by Maribo
Status Bar: taken from Stardate 20X7 // widescreen version by @Chainie // number edits and other small tweaks by Maribo
Status Bar Face Replacements: @dashiefrickintyan (you can find a full sheet in her thread over here.)
Skull Key Sprite Replacements: dashiefrickintyan
Radiation Suit Sprite Replacement: dashiefrickintyan
Color palette: red ranges (16-47 // 176-191) taken from Sunlust, other modifications by Maribo
Monster + Weapon Sprites: Many taken from Sunlust, other edits by Maribo
Invulnerability Palette: @Petyan
Pause Screen Graphic: Petya
FIREPUR textures: Petya
BUTPURF and BUTPULF flats: edited and repaletted emoji from the HellForge
MAP35 Sky: original by Muumi // edited by @Spendoragon

MAP40 Sky: msx2plus

Most text-related graphic replacements made with: Eevee's text generator:
https://c.eev.ee/doom-text-generator/ and tweaked by Maribo & others

THANKS:

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@msx2plus - consultation for some stuff that didn't end up making it into the wad // being a willing guinea pig
Xyzzy - thank you for the lagless infinite BFG setup, editing questions, and the demos
@Spendoragon - 1badwad textures, editing questions, ANIMATED lump help
@xvertigox - DIY textures
@Petyan - editing questions, playtesting
@Master Medi - editing questions, playtesting, DSDAPREF lump
@Meowgi - editing questions, playtesting, translucency dehacked
@TheLoneliness - editing questions
@Rayziik - editing questions
@Ravendesk - playtesting
@dashiefrickintyan - playtesting
@Nefelibeta - playtesting
@Phoenyx - playtesting
@Billa - playtesting
@raddicted - playtesting
@Jizzwardo - music suggestions

Everyone who streamed the WAD or sent gameplay footage after official release <3

Map list & Credits are also included as lumps within the WAD.

Known issues:

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Map07 has poor performance on some setups. Consider lowering your resolution.

Download:

idgames

QOL Patch:

Courtesy of @Firebert - here

Details in the readme.txt + this post

Old versions:

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icgya-rc1.zip

icgya-rc0-5.zip

icgya-rc0.zip

Changelog(s):

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RC1 to Final

+ 2 maps // Map40 by msx2plus, Map41 by Maribo
Completely filled out UMAPINFO details for an incoming 0.27 DSDA-Doom feature

RC0.5 to RC1

Included 2 bonus sound replacement wads by msx2plus. Give them a try, I think you'll find them to really be something.

Replaced DSPLPAIN with another audio bit from Diablo 2
MAP01 - Double up lines around SSG to prevent linedef skip
MAP06 - Tweaked size of exit doors. Removed 3 rows of revenants from each end of the hallway - should make the map a bit more consistent. Might need another player buff as well.
MAP07 - Tweaked size of exit door.
MAP08 - Hopefully made the rev closets more consistent in how fast they teleport // hopefully made it harder to linedef skip the mega trigger
MAP09 - Tweaked exit door size.
MAP11 - Tweaked exit door size. All monsters in previous version of the map are now only present in multiplayer. This choice was largely made due to the performance issues that the map has in its current state, and it would require a lot of work with staggering monster wake-up timings to make it more stable. You can access the monster-filled version of the map via -coop_spawns or -solo-net, depending on which your port uses.
MAP15 - Change W1 teleports to monster only, double up linedefs to account for weird player movement.
MAP37 - Added mapper signature

RC0 to RC0.5:

+2 maps // MAP38 and MAP39, both by dashie

Added co-op starts to maps missing them + cloned infinite BFG setups. These are untested so it's possible that they may be unplayable through magnified lag or bad voodoo setups.

MAP12 - removed the stuck Revenants, which were not intentional + reduced map size to not be annoying as hell when building nodes

MAP17 - fixed wrong flats on teleport sectors

MAP31 - removed leftover infinite radsuit setup from previous iteration

MAP35 - fixed CWILV fonts

Edited October 7, 2023 by Maribo : rc0 -> rc0.5 -> rc1 -> final -> idgames -> qol patches

dashiefrickintyan · August 2, 2023

<3

pavera · August 2, 2023

holy fuck

Bobby :D · August 2, 2023

Holy shit

LadyMistDragon · August 2, 2023

"E2: Goth Girl"

Oh fuck it, guess I need to play some of this :P)

Andrea Rovenski · August 2, 2023

Looks really great!!!!

msx2plus · August 2, 2023

i wanna leave one of those in-joke "finally a good wad" posts that people tend to make when they're in on a CrAzY PrOjEcT like this, but i'll leave a real one instead:

evil experience across the board, completely inaccessible and unflinching. most maps are singularly invested in the death of the player. this is for a very specific kind of person, and that kind of person will like this a lot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Petyan · August 2, 2023

Finally a good wad.

Arrowhead · August 2, 2023

Looks damn cool.

I've been wanting more purple in Doom ever since I played Violence.

Congrats on your release!

Meowgi · August 2, 2023

2023 is the year of "mood mapping" and this wad is the centerpiece of the Louvre. This wad offers a unique experience you will not find anywhere else, so I suggest everyone give it a shot.

ProfBloom · August 2, 2023

I was sold from the screenshots but my jaw dropped during the first map. Awesome stuff.

knifeworld · August 2, 2023

Was wondering if I'd see this appear on DW. Looks amazing!

Also, I can't believe one of the first things I did with a MIDI file is paired with a map called Goth Girl Butt, though I'm not complaining!

I just found out it was called L1_var.mid in the original. The guy I found the rips from just matched the files with the level names apparently. https://www.karlsitretro.com/game-midi-dos-c/

TJG1289 · August 2, 2023

2 hours ago, pavera said:

holy fuck

This legitimately is the coolest Doom screenshot I have ever seen

knifeworld · August 2, 2023

Up to the start of map 4, but sadly I should really get some sleep at this hour. The first map has to be the most incredible experience I've had playing doom for quite a while!

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is there anything else to press/find in map 2 after you find the eyes? Awesome map in either case!

Map 3 probably has the most skeletons I ever saw in a map, super relaxing/meditative.

Catpho · August 2, 2023

Hello, I played the video game.

MAP01 (Vid Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5)

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For some reason, I was under the impression that I wasn't able to leave the box when the pinky/HK/rev/cyb/cyb-with-wings phase started, so I don't know if you even want to watch the first 4 parts of my "playthroughs", which just consists of me stepping on 100 rakes wondering how the scenario was survivable at that point. I already had a hunch that those pinkies are the weakest link that will allow me to escape, but since I brushed away the idea that I could escape the box for a long time it took a while, until I got tired of banging my head against the wall. Still, I'm guessing the blink-and-you-miss-it nature of the solution is the whole point of the opening puzzle, and once that was out of the way I recognized the rest of the patterns much easier, which are some really clever tests to see how much space I can carve. I imagine it would be fun to try and max this, but speedrunning joys have thus far eluded me — I'll settle with solving the map for now.

Very austere aesthetic. Not unheralded, but not exactly super common either (maybe I just don't play enough D5DA). It strips the world down to a blank canvas where the very movement of the monsters is the visual detail, give or take that weird white ceiling on top that I'm neutral on. Very intrigued to see how this is developed in the rest of the mapset.

Phoenyx · August 2, 2023

Amazing set! So glad I got to map and compose for it!

Congrats on the release <3

Maribo · August 2, 2023

6 hours ago, knifeworld said:

Also, I can't believe one of the first things I did with a MIDI file is paired with a map called Goth Girl Butt, though I'm not complaining!

I just found out it was called L1_var.mid in the original. The guy I found the rips from just matched the files with the level names apparently. https://www.karlsitretro.com/game-midi-dos-c/

It was actually a pain in the butt (lol) to find a midi that fit the map due to how short it is, but this one kind of just clicked into place. Fixed in credits for RC1, thanks.

@knifeworld re: Map02

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It's just an exit-less stopper map. The corridor is about as long as I could make it in UDB without the player being able to walk through walls and at one point I considered making it significantly longer with silent teleporters, but made it a mood piece in the end.

@Catpho re: Map01

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I'll check these videos out after work later, thanks for posting. Map01 is very player-hostile and has a specific solution in mind (you're right on with forcing your way through the pinkies :) ). It was originally the only full map in the WAD (along with Map02), but the project slowly ballooned to where it is now because of my growing interest in learning to do more complex mapping things than simply "making a map and adding a midi". The ceiling being visible was actually unintentional, but I decided to keep it that way because I really liked the way it frames against the HOMs and the rest of the map, and Nefelibeta agreed when they played one of the rough first versions. Thanks for playing.

Egg Boy · August 2, 2023

looks really awesome and probably too hard for me

Sneezy McGlassFace · August 2, 2023

10 hours ago, Maribo said:

you are welcome to IDDQD, IDCLIP, IDCLEVXX, and TNTEM as you wish.

Now that's an offer you don't see every day.

Screenshots look awesome. Let's see if i manage to kill anything

Dreemurr Deceevurr · August 2, 2023

my eyes hurt so good

NoisyVelvet · August 2, 2023

18 hours ago, msx2plus said:

this is for a very specific kind of person, and that kind of person will like this a lot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll say. Maribo content in general tends to interact with my schizoid brain in quite a few interesting ways... I'll leave it at that.

19 hours ago, Maribo said:

There are no difficulty settings, though you are welcome to IDDQD, IDCLIP, IDCLEVXX, and TNTEM as you wish.

~~I think some of the exits break with TNTEM and NoMo (did an IDDQD playthrough and a nomo playthrough on xbox controller).~~

Nevermind. I typed -complevel 15 somehow at some point and messed up some of the boot-ups. Me dum

^{edit: apparently 'schizoid' also has a distinct semi-formal definition too, one that also hits close to home even if at least in a figurative sense... But also we clearly need to nuke the English language.}

Edited August 2, 2023 by NoisyVelvet

LadyMistDragon · August 2, 2023

Omg.....there were actually a couple of moments that would've brought me to tears were I inclined to crying at all, but unfortunately, I'm almost completely unable to cry these days. Although admittedly half of that was the music choices (Zeal's Palace from Chrono Trigger is just so hella profound, I just can't) melding with the rather unusual palette. My favorite color is purple though, so that may be part of it. Granted, I'm not what you'd call inclined towards the "overwhelming odds" style of gameplay but this was just extremely entrancing. This gets my highest and most grateful recommendation.

PS: Actually, I guess one could call me schizoid, though its probably around 85 percent an act since its not really unpredictable to those that know me well and there's always a clear reason in my mind.

Edited August 2, 2023 by LadyMistDragon

KeaganDunn · August 2, 2023

The different episodes for each difficulty surprised me especially. What's possible in MBF21 is blowing me away.

My eyes.......are satisfied. Disorienting, mystifying, and beautiful in every way, Mari. <3

Maribo · August 2, 2023

49 minutes ago, KeaganDunn said:

The different episodes for each difficulty surprised me especially. What's possible in MBF21 is blowing me away.

These are actually UMAPINFO episode definitions (which I totally forgot to note in the OP because I am silly). Green Goddess by Grain of Salt is a WAD that actually DOES use difficulty settings to denote different episodes, and it is fascinating (though sadly unfinished). And thanks. <3

TheShep · August 2, 2023

ok ill bite

El Juancho · August 3, 2023

Looks really interesting

Bank · August 3, 2023

so sick, can't wait to figure all these out

Peccatum Mihzamiz · August 3, 2023

Thank you for making and sharing this! Very happy with all these mbf21 and UDMF wads that have been released this year, that are pushing the envelope or just 'doing stuff because they can'. This one's a real sensory overflowing thing (for me personally) at times and I'm all for it!

lubba127 · August 3, 2023

that was a weird experience. not too friendly either. not for me, but I appreciate the artsy feel of it.

Maribo · August 4, 2023

Hi, thanks for the videos/streams, feedback, statements of surprise, expressions of interest/disinterest, and all shades of other reactions. It seems like people have been liking this a lot more than I initially expected when I was making it (Nefelibeta's map especially looks like people love it, and I'll say that it absolutely blew me away when they showed it to me), which is really nice to see.

I've updated the WAD and moved the RC0 version to an external file host. There will probably be 2 or 3 more maps depending on how things shake out. Anyway, changelog below and can also be found in the OP. Feel free to prod me if you notice anything broke, I did a lot of voodoo closet cloning and tweaking to set up basic co-op support and while I ran through the WAD to at least make sure the Player 1 starts are fine, it's entirely possible that one of the infinite BFG voodoos got accidentally screwed and I didn't notice, or Players 2-4 might be stuck in voodoo closets themselves.

Changelog:

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+2 maps // MAP38 and MAP39, both by dashie

Added co-op starts to maps missing them + cloned infinite BFG setups. These are untested so it's possible that they may be unplayable through magnified lag or bad voodoo setups.

MAP12 - removed the stuck Revenants, which were not intentional + reduced map size to not be annoying as hell when building nodes
MAP17 - fixed wrong flats on teleport sectors
MAP31 - removed leftover infinite radsuit setup from previous iteration
MAP35 - fixed CWILV fonts

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